News from Squire's Isle

@LizVassey I've said it before and I'll say it again: the only remake worth doing is Adult Fred Savage reading the story to his daughter/granddaughter, and all the story stuff is the same footage. "My granddad read this to me when I was your age."

@SpencerToder @LizVassey He doesn't think Braveheart won, right? He yelled FREEEDOOOM and then he was killed. Horribly. Hopefully not an omen, but I don't like his chances.

@Eric_Schmitt You know he died horribly right after that, right? Not on a ventilator, sure, but... your victory cheer is coming from a guy who is about to be very dead, just like a lot of people in St Louis County will be without masks.

@YELLOWthefilm1 @newhopefilmfest Congratulationsssssssss! pic.twitter.com/gQA4KydI8J

@shannleighreeve "Whoa, who's the guy hanging on the wall?" "That's Jesus." "....I'm sorry?"

You could waste your money on Stephen King's terrible new novel that comes out today, OR you could get the book about a queer female con artist in her 70s who comes out of retirement to fight Nazis in 1940s Paris. Just saying, there are options. amazon.com/Perfume-Thief-…

@joseph83beck It's like people from Oklahoma when everyone else found out who the Tiger King was last year.

@MaggieMaeFish Ugh, the predators who equate sexual assault/unwanted advances with "Oh I guess we're not allowed to hug now?!" For you, yes. Because apparently YOU ARE NOT HUGGING RIGHT.

RT @justwsports And STILL the greatest of all time. 💜 @Simone_Biles takes home bronze in the balance beam final in her return to Olympic competition. She is now tied with Shannon Miller as the most decorated U.S. gymnast with 7 medals!! pic.twitter.com/WBERSRzmRT

RT @JakeLobin Four days ago, Lindsey Graham mocked House Democrats for wearing masks. Just seemed like a good time to mention this.